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Okay, so you’re a millennial. You’re probably broke, stressed, and wondering if that existential dread is just a Tuesday thing. Don’t worry, it’s not just you. Welcome to the adulting jungle. Let’s talk about how to not completely lose your mind.

Tip 1: Embrace Your Inner Cynic

You’ve been told to be positive, but let’s be real: optimism is for suckers. Embrace your inner cynic. It’s like a protective shield against the world’s bullshit. Plus, it’s way more fun to laugh at life’s absurdities than to pretend everything is sunshine and rainbows. It’s important to roll with the punches, no matter what shitstorm life throws at you. Life doesn’t care about your feelings, so just ride the wave (preferably with a wine glass in-hand, if that’s your sort of thing).

Tip 2: Unplug (Sometimes)

Your phone is a digital leash. You’re constantly connected, bombarded with information, and probably comparing yourself to everyone else’s highlight reel. Do yourself a favor and unplug. Go for a walk, read a book, or play a non-video game with a comrade. Your brain will thank you.

Tip 3: Find Your People (Or Don’t)

We’re told to build a massive social circle, but sometimes, quality over quantity is key. Find a few people who actually get you and ditch the rest. Or, if you’re more of a lone wolf, embrace it. Solitude can be powerful. It can bring out creativity and you get to avoid most of the assholes of the world.

Tip 4: Therapy Isn’t Just for Weak People

You’re tough, right? You can handle anything. But even the toughest nails bend. Therapy isn’t a weakness; it’s a tool. Talking to someone who’s trained to help can be a game-changer.

Tip 5: Self-Care Isn’t Selfish

You’re not a robot. You need to recharge. Whether it’s a bubble bath, a Netflix binge, or a good cry, make time for self-care. It’s not selfish; it’s essential.

Tip 6: It’s Okay to Not Have It All Figured Out

Everyone’s faking it ’til they make it. You don’t have to have your life perfectly planned out. Embrace the chaos. Life is an adventure, not a checklist.

Remember, you’re not alone in this millennial madness. We’re all just trying to figure it out. So, be kind to yourself, and don’t forget to laugh. Because, let’s face it, what else can you do?

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